Are You Secretly American?

Massive parking lot tailgates and stars-and-stripes hype. Let’s see your home turf score.

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USMNT Experience

Tailgate Party

Stadium Hype

Stars & Stripes

2026

Host Nation

Questions

100%

American Spirit

Massive parking lot tailgates and stars-and-stripes hype. Let’s see your home turf score.

1. What are you doing 4 hours before the kickoff even begins?

Sitting at home reading the newspaper. In a parking lot tailgating with burgers, music, and lawn games. Stuck in traffic.

2. The crowd starts chanting ‘I… I believe… I believe that we…’ How do you finish it?

Change the channel. Scream ‘I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN!’ until you lose your voice. Smile politely.

3. What is your preferred stadium beverage container size?

A modest small cup. A giant souvenir plastic cup that holds enough liquid to fill an aquarium. A standard glass.

4. What do you call the game?

Football. Soccer! (And proudly so during this tournament). The kicking sport.

5. How many different face paint colours are you currently wearing?

Zero, I am a professional. Red, white, and blue covering my entire face and neck. Just a small flag sticker on my cheek.

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