Are You Secretly English?

The Three Lions fans bring pure noise, banter, and unwavering loyalty through decades of heartbreak. Take the quiz and find out if you’ve got what it takes to stand in the rain singing Sweet Caroline!

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The Three Lions Experience

Football, pubs, and pure passion — the English way

England fans celebrating a goal with arms raised

Three Lions Faithful

England fans watching match together in a pub

Pub Culture

Wembley Stadium

World Cup Champions

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Three Lions Spirit

Are You Secretly English?

The Three Lions fans bring pure noise and banter. Let’s see your rating on the British football meter.

1. It is pouring down rain. The English fans have taken off their shirts and are singing. Why?

They have lost their minds due to the weather. This is standard British summer time behaviour. They are looking for shelter.

2. A fan tells you the game was ‘absolute rubbish.’ What happened?

The stadium cleanup crew did a bad job. The team played terribly. Someone dropped their nachos.

3. Someone asks if you want a ‘cuppa’ while watching the match. What are they bringing you?

A cup of hot tea. A plastic cup of beer. A bowl of soup.

4. What is your stance on the song ‘Sweet Caroline’?

It’s an annoying old track. It must be bellowed at the top of your lungs in a crowded pub. It’s okay I guess.

5. A supporter tells you they are ‘gutted.’ How are they feeling?

They ate too many hot dogs. Completely devastated by a loss. Hungry.

You are 0% English!

Big Ben and the Houses of Parliament at night, London

It’s Coming Home!

Three Lions on a Shirt — No Matter Your Score

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