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Are You Secretly Scottish?

The Tartan Army has invaded your city. Before you know it, you’re drinking Irn-Bru, wearing tartan, and calling strangers “pal.” Take the quiz and find out how deep the conversion goes!

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Are You Secretly Scottish?

The Tartan Army has taken over your city for the World Cup. Let’s see how deep your new cultural conversion really goes through these 20 hard-hitting questions!

1. A Scottish fan hands you a can of bright orange soda called ‘Irn-Bru’. What do you do?

2. What is your current stance on wearing a kilt?

3. A fan yells, “Gie it laldy!” at the TV. What are they telling the players to do?

4. It’s 90 degrees out, humid, and the Scottish fans are singing in the street. What are you doing?

5. How do you pronounce ‘Edinburgh’ now?

6. A Scotch pie is placed in front of you. What is your reaction?

7. Someone calls you a “wee dancer.” How do you feel?

8. What is the correct time of day to listen to bagpipes?

9. You hear someone describe a rainy day as “dreich.” What does this mean?

10. A fan asks if you want to try some Haggis. What is your move?

11. What does the word “braw” mean to you now?

12. How do you feel about the Loch Ness Monster?

13. The Scottish fans are singing “500 Miles” by The Proclaimers for the 14th time tonight. Your reaction?

14. What do you call a person from Glasgow?

15. You are offered a “piece” on the street. What are you expecting to receive?

16. What is Scotland’s official national animal?

17. A fan tells you they are “fair scunnered.” How are they feeling?

18. You see a group of grown men in kilts doing a celebratory synchronized dance routine in a public fountain. What do you do?

19. If someone calls you “hen” or “pal,” what just happened?

20. The World Cup match is over. How long will you remember the Tartan Army invading your city?

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